Beggars' Choice

To cut a really long and boring story short, our office is in the throes of a massive and deadly serious chair war. I thought I had managed to keep out of until I got to work last Tuesday and found that my comfy chair had been pinched.

I eventually found out who did it, but what to do? To kick up a stink about chair theft is pretty infantile, but you can't let this sort of thing stand. After some thought I responded in the most mature way I could think of - I hid his and replaced it with a serviceable but slightly inferior model:



I understand he tore it to bits with his bare hands. Some people eh?