Beggars' Choice

Gadzooks, the Australian public were so not hot for Labor or the coalition - it appears the entire voting public were busy washing their hair that night, or whatever the voting equivalent is. Why either leader thinks they have a mandate to govern is beyond me. Maybe the only fair way to settle this is have each leader wrestle a pig, and swap pigs at half time to keep it fair. And interesting. Winner gets to rule the country for three years or until they get fed up.

NB: I can't help but feel that the time was ripe for a Screaming Lord Sutch type person to sweep to power, and I completely missed the boat. Curses, curses.