Beggars' Choice

Come Christmas, come the James Bond reruns, which gives me pause to thought ... Daniel Craig has ruined the Bond Quip. You know the sort of thing:

MI5 lacky: As you can see, the victim's head was cut off with a cut-throat razor. You might say it was a ... close shave.

D. Craig: Why would I say that?

MI5 lacky: ... er, well, because ... I ...

D. Craig: Shut the fuck up.

Or ...

[Jaws and Bond battle high above the stage at the Drury Lane theatre. Suddenly the curtains tear and they crash through the floorboards.]

Jaws: That was just a stage we went through.

D. Craig: Shut the fuck up. [Shoots him in the stomach].


Etc etc. Daniel Craig has ruined Christmas, and that's all I have to say.


PS Merry Christmas.