Beggars' Choice

Spent Australia Day (or the afternoon and evening thereof) at Perth's Trigg Beach. When we arrived some drunken imbecile had fallen out of a Norfolk Island pine tree and his friends had clustered around him, poking his prone body with a stick (well, not really, but they might as well have). By the time we got close enough to render assistance he was moving so there wasn't much more that could be done until an ambulance turned up and took the unfortunate wretch away. His friends then got stuck back into the heavy drinking. Awesome!

This pretty much set the tone for the rest of the day, which was spent dodging footballs, tennis balls, dogs, and avoiding fights and pools of vomit.

God bless Austria, and please may I emigrate to the Cocos Islands now, they sound quite nice.