Monday, December 10, 2007
Quick!
If you were sitting next to an empty seat on the bus, and someone came up and asked you if the seat was taken, what would you say?
(a) "Duh, YES".
(b) [Looking them up and down] "ahhh .... ummmm ........ ah ..... ummmmm ...."
(c) "Did you hear that, Harvey? He asked if the seat was taken". [Pause] "Well, apparently so".
(d) "Oh, HAVE the goddamned seat then". [Storm off.]
(e) Burst into tears.
(f) Other.
(a) "Duh, YES".
(b) [Looking them up and down] "ahhh .... ummmm ........ ah ..... ummmmm ...."
(c) "Did you hear that, Harvey? He asked if the seat was taken". [Pause] "Well, apparently so".
(d) "Oh, HAVE the goddamned seat then". [Storm off.]
(e) Burst into tears.
(f) Other.
