Beggars' Choice

Friend of mine told me an interesting story last night: he went into a Farmer Jack's supermarket a few days ago, and got behind an old dude trying to get a refund on a carrot. Not sure what the problem was - surplus to requirements, perhaps. Anyway, there he was; a medium sized carrot clitched in his grimy hand, asking for his money back.

And good for him, say I. I'll be conducting an experiment soon to see what the smallest item I can get a refund for - results posted here. WATCH THIS SPACE