Monday, June 18, 2007
Monthly Post
Yes, monthly. Bah. By God, things just don't interest or annoy me the way they used to.
Anyway, two items to chew over and then choke on like the proverbial fork (Google it if you must):
1. I'm off to Eng-er-land soon for my sisters wedding, which should be quite japesome. My knowledge of modern-day England has been almost exclusively gleaned from Viz comics, so I'm quite looking forward to the warm beer, double-entendres, porn, and generally appalling behaviour.
2. Pinatas - mostly cute animals. Why don't they make pinatas that resemble truly loathsome things? Things that would make you feel really good when the whacking stick gets a bit of "purchase"? My suggestions include likenesses of the Crazy Frog and the lead singer out of Creed.
UPDATE. Or better yet, the actual lead singer out of Creed. Mirth!
Anyway, two items to chew over and then choke on like the proverbial fork (Google it if you must):
1. I'm off to Eng-er-land soon for my sisters wedding, which should be quite japesome. My knowledge of modern-day England has been almost exclusively gleaned from Viz comics, so I'm quite looking forward to the warm beer, double-entendres, porn, and generally appalling behaviour.
2. Pinatas - mostly cute animals. Why don't they make pinatas that resemble truly loathsome things? Things that would make you feel really good when the whacking stick gets a bit of "purchase"? My suggestions include likenesses of the Crazy Frog and the lead singer out of Creed.
UPDATE. Or better yet, the actual lead singer out of Creed. Mirth!
