Beggars' Choice

A fool and his money are soon parted, the old saying goes. The proof is in the pudding goes another, and knees up Mother Brown, knees up Mother Brown goes a third, perhaps.

The other day I purchased a fine garment manufactured by Puma, who, in attached labelling, stated "Outside, it’s not always nice. You get wet cold and hot. You fall down. There’s bees." It goes on, but there is already a clear implication that this is clothing that will keep you safe from bees.

Well, I doubt it, and that’s why I plan to go and torment some bees tomorrow whilst wearing the garment, in the hope of getting stung, and thereby being able to sue Puma. A class action would be even better! Interested parties can write to me once the swelling goes down.

# posted by John @ 10:12 PM