Beggars' Choice

Apparently (according to Mrs B) there is a juice bar in our local mall where they ask your name so that when your drink is prepared they can loudly announce its readiness, eg “wheat grass shot for [insert name here]”. To my surprise she said she provides her real name, which to me sounds like a missed opportunity. What name would you like to hear proclaimed loudly in association with a juice bar product? I think Archduke Franz Ferdinand. Or maybe Johnny Kickass.

UPDATE. Actually I think I would prefer to hear myself paged as "Slick Rick". No idea why.