Friday, October 28, 2005
The Forbidden Dance of Love; the "Mashed Potato"
The other day I read something interesting - a man's dancing ability heavily influences a woman's impression on what he would be like in bed. I asked a few female friends if this were true and they all replied yes it was, and they were so, so sorry.
In my defence, I can only say that if you've seen me dance you would know it is physically impossible to be that inept in bed and stay with the same woman for 14 minutes, let alone 14 years.
Makes you wonder if Peter Garrett scared off many groupies. Same goes for Plastique Bertrand.
In my defence, I can only say that if you've seen me dance you would know it is physically impossible to be that inept in bed and stay with the same woman for 14 minutes, let alone 14 years.
Makes you wonder if Peter Garrett scared off many groupies. Same goes for Plastique Bertrand.
