Beggars' Choice

Well, you've no doubt heard that 'TomKat' (clever wording. No, really) ie Tom & Katie Holmes, are expecting a child. This will come as a suprprise to many who were under the impression that Mr Holmes was infertile. Let me clear this up once and for all by announcing that *I* am the father.

Of course, Tom and Katie will deny this, but then they would say that. Wouldn't they.