Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Daniel Craig Has Ruined the Bond Franchise (Quips Department)
Come Christmas, come the James Bond reruns, which gives me pause to thought ... Daniel Craig has ruined the Bond Quip. You know the sort of thing:
MI5 lacky: As you can see, the victim's head was cut off with a cut-throat razor. You might say it was a ... close shave.
D. Craig: Why would I say that?
MI5 lacky: ... er, well, because ... I ...
D. Craig: Shut the fuck up.
Or ...
[Jaws and Bond battle high above the stage at the Drury Lane theatre. Suddenly the curtains tear and they crash through the floorboards.]
Jaws: That was just a stage we went through.
D. Craig: Shut the fuck up. [Shoots him in the stomach].
Etc etc. Daniel Craig has ruined Christmas, and that's all I have to say.
PS Merry Christmas.
MI5 lacky: As you can see, the victim's head was cut off with a cut-throat razor. You might say it was a ... close shave.
D. Craig: Why would I say that?
MI5 lacky: ... er, well, because ... I ...
D. Craig: Shut the fuck up.
Or ...
[Jaws and Bond battle high above the stage at the Drury Lane theatre. Suddenly the curtains tear and they crash through the floorboards.]
Jaws: That was just a stage we went through.
D. Craig: Shut the fuck up. [Shoots him in the stomach].
Etc etc. Daniel Craig has ruined Christmas, and that's all I have to say.
PS Merry Christmas.
