Beggars' Choice

Had to provide a post-vasectomy semen sample this morning. Everything was going quite well, although unfortunately at the moment of no return I dropped the specimen jar on the floor.

And I think we'll leave it at that.

Labels: fall, scooters, vacation

After diving into a swimming pool with cell phone in pocket (I call it a cell phone because my new backpack has a special pouch for a cell phone. Besides, I was beginning to feel that the old name I used - portable telephone - was kind of dumb) a couple of weeks ago, it was time to buy a new one. As per usual I settled for the second least expensive in the shop, one of them flippy types and very nicely presented in black onyx. Unfortunately when in bright light you can see thousands of little multicoloured sparkly things embedded in the onyx which looks bit "disco" if you catch my drift. I didn't realise this at the time, but provided I limit its use to the hours 8 pm to 8 am, everything's cool. Also it has a camera. Nice!